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What is Coke Can Cock?

when your dick is bigger around then it is long.

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when the male genetalia resembles a coke can. common among asian males and indian females.

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1. Almost having sex, but having the universe dick you over in some way. Like, so close that, could you freeze-frame the moment and displac..

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