Coke Can Man

What is Coke Can Man?

1) a man with a penis that has the girth of a Coke can.

2) a man with a penis so large that it causes tearing and bleeding of the receiving orifice.

He split me wide open! He is definitely a Coke can man.

Ifap

1. A shiny white sex toy, similar to in functionality, but much more stylish than the fleshlight. Manufactured by Apple, makers of iPhone, ..

Guinessed

1. The feeling one gets of complete bloatedness, lethargy and self-loathing when too many guinesses have been consumed. "I'm alw..

Vitaxia

1. A very awesome website with it's own style. Wow! You are so vitaxia! Wow! You're site is vitaxia!..

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