What is Coke Music?
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An online game created by the
Oh Lord, why, Oh why did I waste my entire winter vacation on that evil spawn of an evil corporation known as Coca-Cola! Well, at least there isn't a McDonald's Music....
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A retarded internet game in which 10-12 year olds play. It involves the kids who go online make their own character and collect "Decibels," which is online money used to buy stuff. With this "stuff" they buy using Decibels they build their own "apartment." They spend time in this wierd old apartment mixing music and designing new Coke materials to advertise - I mean put - in their room. These kids do often try to be funny, and then all the others in the room go "lolz." They often use "1337" talk, meanwhile they have NO clue how to talk 1337 at all. Here's a tip for all the people who go online; get a real life, and don't make one in a fake apartment collecting Decibels and asking Russian waiters to give you a coke.
Actual footage from Coke Music: "OMG u r teh funyn 1 but i am teh moor 1337 h4cer." -Anonymous.
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A magnet for horny 10 year olds seeking 18 year olds who turn out to be pedofiles. This shit is so gay you can't even say "as santa." WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT!
Random-10-year-old-hornbag: Hey baby i'm 18 years old and have a huge blah.
Your-friendly-neighbourhood-pedofile: Oh sexy what's your address?
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A game that people go on to talk with their REAL LIFE friends or bash the idiots on their with people from their forums or website. That's the only fun part.
If you go coke looking to cyber, die.
Average Coke Users.
Number 1 - ogm lok lolololz u got my cc.
Number 2 - Yo yo im da tru p.i.m.p. Reppin da G unit!! I'll bus ta cap in yo ass.
Number 3 - Oh I'm really 10 but I'm going t pretend I'm 16. CYBR WIT ME BOIS!!!
Number 4 - I'm am the servant of <insert hellish name here> MWHHAHAHAH. I also like to drink Blood.
Everyone else are pretty much the bashers that get bant for actually trying to salvage the piece of crap they call a game. We rock.
GTAF > Coke Music. We own that place. :p
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Where ppl with no life create a little cartoon person and go to places to play their osngs if they can get in. Ppl with no life can go to meet other ppl with no life and make friends. But it is overall a site for ppl with no life whatsoever.WARNING: DO NOT GO ON UNLESS YOU A NERDDEXTER WITHOUT A LIFE!
Katey:Do you go on coke music?!?
Nerdexter:YAY!!!
Katey: Wow, that just proves you have no life.
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