What is Cokeblocked?
1.
When one is prevented from doing coke, due to the vicinity of other people who do not support the habit.
ibot tried snorting a few lines however the sudden appearance of moderators cokeblocked her efforts
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2.
When you are out with a girl and everything is going great, but dont realize what a fuckin cokehead she is until some random person mentions the powder, and instead of taking her home and fucking her you end up waiting around for three mutherfucking hours while she and whatever drug addict who has latched on to your date make 60 phonecalls to their hookup, who never even ends up coming through.
"Hey man, I saw you dancing with that slut Stacey last night. She looked like she wanted dick."
"Yeah, I was going to try to stick my thumb up her butt while I was bending her over, but when we were walking back to the car one of her friends said her boyfriend was getting an Eightball, so we ended up hanging at her friends house until like 6 in the morning."
"Fucking cokeblocked!"
"Yep, that bitch woulda let me piss in her mouth if I had a gram of powder for her."
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