Coke-doucher

What is Coke-doucher?


1.

Any idiot human (particularly of the female variety) lacking reason or otherwise inclined to believe that douching with Coca-Cola would be an effective form of birth control.

"Is that the girl who got wasted and impaled her crotch on a fence?"

"Yeah. She's a total Coke-doucher."

See cum dumpster, bro, tard, undergrad


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