What is Coke-doucher?
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Any idiot human (particularly of the female variety) lacking reason or otherwise inclined to believe that douching with Coca-Cola would be an effective form of birth control.
"Is that the girl who got wasted and impaled her crotch on a fence?"
"Yeah. She's a total Coke-doucher."
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a nasty slut; a hussy; just gross in general.
that girl looks as nasty as desiree trappe.
See desiree, desiree trappe, slut, gross, na..
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Used to describe something that is fucking-fucking-unbelievable.
John Mccain isn't George Bush!?!? Unbefuckinglievafuckingable!
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Someone that protects your cock.
Opposite if a cock blocker
A.k.a
CP
Cool person
Guy 1: Dude can you be a cock protector and make s..
