What is Coke-doucher?
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Any idiot human (particularly of the female variety) lacking reason or otherwise inclined to believe that douching with Coca-Cola would be an effective form of birth control.
"Is that the girl who got wasted and impaled her crotch on a fence?"
"Yeah. She's a total Coke-doucher."
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