What is Coke-doucher?
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Any idiot human (particularly of the female variety) lacking reason or otherwise inclined to believe that douching with Coca-Cola would be an effective form of birth control.
"Is that the girl who got wasted and impaled her crotch on a fence?"
"Yeah. She's a total Coke-doucher."
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(n.) Imbecile; dumbass. See also: "dildo," "douchebag," "beata."
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Similar to a flying yamagooch, except the woman is placed on the erect penis whil the man is standing, then he runs and jumps, landing a..