Col Edit Meaning

1.

Similar in context as the internet abbreviation 'lol', but this time standing for 'Clap Out Loud'. This is the act of clapping hysterically while laughing.

Miles: Why did the chicken cross the road?

David: Oh Jesus not another chicken joke.

Miles: It didn't, it stayed in the farm!

David: COL. :D

See lol, col, clap, out, loud

2.

chuckled out loud.

Let's be honest - when we say LOL, we rarely are actually Laughing out Loud. We do, however, let out a little *a-huh-hurm*, or chuckle, once in a while, in which case you would say col.

Alternatively, you can add extra -ol's or even an -olz to the word to better explain how much you chuckled.

Jack: "...to get to the other side!!!"

Jill: "col"

Alfonzo: "COLOLOLOLZ!"

See lol, omg, wtf, tl;dr, brb

3.

No-one is entirely sure who or what col is, therefore this is expressed by people in a number of ways. Does anyone know who col is? We seek the truth.

1. "whos col?"

2. "yeah i know, but whos col?"

3. "wtf is col?"

4. "col is a 48 year old paedo who knows robbie"

4.

means to CACKLE OUT LOUD.

when you Cackle out loud it expresses pure uninhibited glee, especially used when texting, IMing or blogging.

when you read something so funny you have to cackle out loud, lol is not strong enough an expression for some things that make you cackle so loud people come from another room to see what you are laughing at .

lol is weak.

use especially if you know your laugh sounds like a cackle.

as in: Holy Crap! i had to COL(cackle out loud) on that one!

this is COL(cackle out loud) funny.

See col, lol, cackle, funny, gol

5.

Crying Out Loud. Means something too lameto be put to words. The opposite of LOL.

Guy I: (tells a story no-one gives a shit about...) so that's why I eat bread in the morning!

Guy II (with possible accompanies): COL man, that was the lamest thing since the story you told yesterday.

See lol, lame, stupid, joke

6.

Cat on lap. Used as your reason for not being able to do something b/c it will disturb the cat.

Wife: Honey, can you get me a soda from the fridge?

Husband: Why can't you?

Wife: I'm COL

Husband: Oh, okay.

See cat, col, lazy, husband, wife

7.

Curse Out Loud, COL

like {lol} Laugh Out Loud; {COL} is used for cursing out loud in phone texts and online games to posts.

Johnny and Suzy are playing an online game. Suzy has hit a score or passed johnny to gain a great advantage in the game. Johnny would type {COL}

in text format-

A-want to go the dance?

B-i'm going with Mikey

A-COL

B-what's the matter?

See lol, losing, angry, upset