Colbert's Disease

What is Colbert's Disease?


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A condition causing facial muscles and vocal chords to relax, making it impossible to express emotion. It was named after a Colbert; no relation to Stephen Colbert.

*In flat monotone* "Sorry, I can't speak with emotion right now, I have the Colbert's Disease."

See colbert report, stephen colbert, colbert, culbert


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