What is Colbron?
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possibly the biggest tool ever to walk the earth. typically 2 foot tall, hairy, with a miniscule penis, a power problem, and the amazing ability to make people feel like shitting on his face when people see him. is known to puff up his face as if constipated when thinking. thinks he is the shit, and was once arse raped by 12 monkeys at a time whilst giving head to an elephant. if you see him you will be able to tell straight away because this rape savaged his gooch, or as this sight refers to it, williams.
"Oh my god. Look at that guy. No, not that one. The hairy small one over their with a small penis. Don't you just wanna take a dump on his head? Look how savaged his gooch is."
"Yeah, dude. What a fucking colbron."
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