What is Colby College?
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Elite liberal arts college located deep in the woods of Maine. Most students are described by the acronym "LUG" - Liberal Until Graduation. Excellent supplier of employees for Wall Street. Student body tends to be white, wealthy, intelligent, and friendly.
"I'm smart but I also want to have fun. I'm going to Colby College, because Bowdoin girls are ugly and at Bates they smoke crack."
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at 160 k, too damn expensive.
damn, i should have bought a modena instead.
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One of the seven sisters of which the Cheese League is comprised; the others being Brie College, Camembert College, Stilton College, Havarti University, Smegma College, and The Fromunda Institute of Technology. Fromunda took the Cheese League football championship in 2003, winning by forfeit when the grazing Colby cheerleading squad refused to yield the playing field.
Colby College was #1 in the U.S. News Guide to Colleges list for student laxative abuse.
