Colby Simon Edit Meaning

1. The insecurity a guy feels about having a small television. Metaphor: the TV itself is seen by others as proportionate to the size of hi..

1. a zoo-zizaro is a zoo-zizaro and a zoo-zizaro is exactly what you make it hey mom look at that chicks zoo-zizaro..

1. Rolling On the Floor Touching My Penis When she sexted me her picture I was ROFTMP. See rofl, lol, btw, lmao, fml..