What is Colchester Condom?
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Anal Sex. The method of birth control where insemination is avoided by putting your wang up the wrong hole. Derived from Colchester military prison in Essex, UK where presumably a lot of Brit soldiers do each other up the gicker.
Woman - "We're going to have to stop, I'm off the pill"
Man - "Don't worry about it love, I'll use me Colchester Condom"
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A random word to shoutout in those awkward or silent moments
*Marriage Troubles*
Husband: "You don't fuck no more, I should ..
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An exclamation uttered when one realizes that they can not believe what they are seeing or have just seen.
Holy Jasper! He just ate 13..
