What is Colchester Condom?
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Anal Sex. The method of birth control where insemination is avoided by putting your wang up the wrong hole. Derived from Colchester military prison in Essex, UK where presumably a lot of Brit soldiers do each other up the gicker.
Woman - "We're going to have to stop, I'm off the pill"
Man - "Don't worry about it love, I'll use me Colchester Condom"
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The famous phrase that Vince, or the Sham-wow guy says during his infomercial for the Slap chop.
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Edward Anthony Cullen's human name.
Edward Mason had Spanish Influenza which is why Carlisle changed him. Very very sexy man!
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an awesome friend in your life to point out the fucking losers in your life that are clingy, needy people who have nothing better to do ..
