Cold Barney

What is Cold Barney?

When one freezes his or her feces and then uses it as a dildo.

My girlfriend always makes me remove my shit from the toilet and put it in a plastic bag because she likes to get off with a cold barney.

See dildo, sex toy, vibrator, corn cob

Pilaf

1. to laugh so hard pee comes out... That pilaf ruined another chair! See laugh, pee, rice, funny..

Rockstrap

1. A type of underwear made specifically for rockers so that their twig n giggle berries don't experience too much bouncing and chafin..

F.c.a

1. Common phrase amongst law students, that stands for 'fat chick attitude'. It is the bitter, power-hungry and offensive nature ..

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