Cold Barney

What is Cold Barney?

When one freezes his or her feces and then uses it as a dildo.

My girlfriend always makes me remove my shit from the toilet and put it in a plastic bag because she likes to get off with a cold barney.

See dildo, sex toy, vibrator, corn cob

Thatch

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Fucing

1. Like fucking... but way harder. After getting your mom drunk, we went up to her and your father's bedroom and started fucing with ..

Faaaa!!

1. A term used as a response to when another makes a comment that is either cocky or intended to be funny but is not. The exclamation is a ..

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