Cold Barney

What is Cold Barney?

When one freezes his or her feces and then uses it as a dildo.

My girlfriend always makes me remove my shit from the toilet and put it in a plastic bag because she likes to get off with a cold barney.

See dildo, sex toy, vibrator, corn cob

Kbb

1. This is an acronym for Kelly Bluebook. So yeah they sold me the car below kbb value. I was so excited. See kelly, blue, book, car, veh..

Quorum

1. The number of people of convokation or society that must be present for the meeting to happen. The required quorum was not met that nig..

Holypants

1. Another way to describe someone who acts "holier-than-thou." I made ONE spelling error, quit being such a holypants! See hol..

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