Cold Barney

What is Cold Barney?

When one freezes his or her feces and then uses it as a dildo.

My girlfriend always makes me remove my shit from the toilet and put it in a plastic bag because she likes to get off with a cold barney.

See dildo, sex toy, vibrator, corn cob

Heathcoat

1. a nickname for one that is slow and overweight. shut the hell up, heathcoat...

[shellie-ashton]

1. To be a shellie ashton is to be A dumb welsh person, This phrase is used mainly within englands westend. Dont be such a Shellie-Ashton...

Optic-rectumitis

1. A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life. ..

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