Cold Barney

What is Cold Barney?


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When one freezes his or her feces and then uses it as a dildo.

My girlfriend always makes me remove my shit from the toilet and put it in a plastic bag because she likes to get off with a cold barney.

See dildo, sex toy, vibrator, corn cob


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