Cold Barney

What is Cold Barney?

When one freezes his or her feces and then uses it as a dildo.

My girlfriend always makes me remove my shit from the toilet and put it in a plastic bag because she likes to get off with a cold barney.

See dildo, sex toy, vibrator, corn cob

Homonaut

1. Someone who is not smarmy! "Ahh, shit that homonaut is coming, lets roll!"..

W.ear

1. dope headphones man you see that guys awesome w.ears? they rock..

Jerego

1. Usually used to describe someone with a tiny penis. "Fuck off, you Jerego!" See tiny, jerego, asian, wut..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cold Barney Edit Meaning