Cold Barney

What is Cold Barney?

When one freezes his or her feces and then uses it as a dildo.

My girlfriend always makes me remove my shit from the toilet and put it in a plastic bag because she likes to get off with a cold barney.

See dildo, sex toy, vibrator, corn cob

'over Shoulder Boulder Holders'

1. a womans bra :) 1st guy - She's got a great rack, did you grope them? 2nd guy - Yeah I wish!! I cud'nt open her 'over s..

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1. Named for the allele recently discovered that determines whether a male will be monogamous or not. If a man has two of these chromosomes..

Inrapable

1. The inability to be raped. Usually involves men and women over 6 ft tall. Laura can be raped. She's only 5'4"!! Her &..

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