Cold Barney

What is Cold Barney?

When one freezes his or her feces and then uses it as a dildo.

My girlfriend always makes me remove my shit from the toilet and put it in a plastic bag because she likes to get off with a cold barney.

See dildo, sex toy, vibrator, corn cob

Varely

1. Varely is a word used by people who use lazy speak and are too lazy to say barely. Also alot of country people and hillbillies use this..

Vietnamese Chimney

1. Blowing a smelly fart under the covers, but instead of throwing your partner's head underneath for the dreaded Dutch Oven, you wave..

K = :<

1. a person of high annoyance, and low intelligence. My brother is a fuckin' 3k jay! See retard, stupid, fucka, loser, bitch..

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