Cold Barney

What is Cold Barney?

When one freezes his or her feces and then uses it as a dildo.

My girlfriend always makes me remove my shit from the toilet and put it in a plastic bag because she likes to get off with a cold barney.

See dildo, sex toy, vibrator, corn cob

Queef Pie

1. The Act Of Queefing Into Someone's Face Whilst They Perform Cunnilingus Omg I had a queef pie last night! See queef, pie, cunnili..

Zaeyde

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Ice Cold Shit

1. Something said or done that causes the black guy standing next to you to say: "That's some ice cold shit, <name>!"..

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