Cold Calling Cunt

What is Cold Calling Cunt?


1.

the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.

should really target the elderly or disabled.

"hello and how are you today?"

"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"

"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."

"FUCK OFF!!!"

*hangs up phone*

"who was that on the phone?"

"just one of them cold calling cunts"

"man, i hate those guys"

"nah, this one was a bitch"

"man, i hate those bitches"

*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*

2.

the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.

should really target the elderly or disabled.

"hello and how are you today?"

"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"

"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."

"FUCK OFF!!!"

*hangs up phone*

"who was that on the phone?"

"just one of them cold calling cunts"

"man, i hate those guys"

"nah, this one was a bitch"

"man, i hate those bitches"

*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*


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