Cold Crotch

What is Cold Crotch?

(figurative) when someone or something prevents you from having sex; (literal) when a large bag of ice is placed on your lap on a car trip

That girl totally cold crotched me at the party last week.

See cock block, tease, cock tease, ice, cold

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