What is Cold Dick?
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To touch someone's posessions (i.e. food, office supplies, pillow, clothing...) with your penis. Usually done to someone who would not appreciate the fact that their stuff was touched by a penis.
When he left the room I took out my cock and cold dicked his coffee, sandwhich, and keyboard.
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