What is Cold Dick?
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To touch someone's posessions (i.e. food, office supplies, pillow, clothing...) with your penis. Usually done to someone who would not appreciate the fact that their stuff was touched by a penis.
When he left the room I took out my cock and cold dicked his coffee, sandwhich, and keyboard.
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A dude who has a penchant for screwing ugly chicks... especially when he gets drunk.
Joe's a real dog catcher. After 4 beer's..
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The sound of an electric scooter.
I got a new scooter, it goes vroom-nog-mog.
See nog, mog, vroom..
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not functioning right, out of order
My alarm clock is out of kilter.
See british, haywire, out of whack..