What is Cold Dick?
1.
To touch someone's posessions (i.e. food, office supplies, pillow, clothing...) with your penis. Usually done to someone who would not appreciate the fact that their stuff was touched by a penis.
When he left the room I took out my cock and cold dicked his coffee, sandwhich, and keyboard.
Random Words:
1.
The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What p..