Cold Jones

What is Cold Jones?

The feeling you get when you have a desperate impulse for something and the current temperature around you is rather frigid.

"Man I'm really Cold Jonesing for a burrito. . . up here in Alaska."

"Me too dude."

See nice, gnarly, dude, balls, weinis

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