Cold Jones

What is Cold Jones?

The feeling you get when you have a desperate impulse for something and the current temperature around you is rather frigid.

"Man I'm really Cold Jonesing for a burrito. . . up here in Alaska."

"Me too dude."

See nice, gnarly, dude, balls, weinis

Tearable

1. Women's clothing that looks to be easily removed. That shirt she wore was so skimpy it was tearable. See slutty, clothes, whore, ..

Turnkey

1. A prison guard or jailguard. Antoine yelled for more food until the turnkey walked up to his cell and told him to shut up. See guard, ..

Roflacaust

1. a mass ownage of people that has more people dying then the holocaust but funnier then a lolacaust. The other day I had a roflacaust wh..

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