Cold Jones

What is Cold Jones?

The feeling you get when you have a desperate impulse for something and the current temperature around you is rather frigid.

"Man I'm really Cold Jonesing for a burrito. . . up here in Alaska."

"Me too dude."

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Umphies

1. Supurb. Plural of umphy. Those buds look ok, but I really want the the umphies...

Eat A Gun Up

1. To suck a dick, poss. origin: United States Federal Prison system yo, that nigga ate a gun up..

Horse Cunt

1. Just a fun name to call your mates, can be derogatory, depends how you say it and who you say it to. Nick: Hey Jimbo you're a hors..

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