Cold Lenny

What is Cold Lenny?


1.

A cold lenny is when you take a long hard shit in a bag and freeze it and wait approxamitley 22 - 24 hours till the shit is rock hard frozen and stick it back up your ass as a dildo for erotic pleasure.

My girlfriend Freezes her shit everynight for a nice cold cold lenny for breakfast every morning.

2.

Take a shit, wrap it in paper or tissue them freeze it. When hard, use as dildo on either yourself or partner

Any batteries in the dildo? No? Well, I'll use a cold lenny

See shit, dildo, cold, lenny


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