Cold Mike

What is Cold Mike?


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when an individual defacates into a condom. Then the individual places the condom in the freezer. When the fecal matter inside the condom is frozen, the individual then uses the shit/condom combo as an anal dildo of sorts.

Troy sure enjoyed that cold mike he made today.

See dildo, cold, mike, anal, asshole


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