What is Cold Mike?
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when an individual defacates into a condom. Then the individual places the condom in the freezer. When the fecal matter inside the condom is frozen, the individual then uses the shit/condom combo as an anal dildo of sorts.
Troy sure enjoyed that cold mike he made today.
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parking in any sideways, irregular or sassy manner, such as taking up two parking spaces at the same time.
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