Cold Pizza Edit Meaning

1.

1. leftover pizza that has been in the refridgerator that is eaten for breakfast.

2. a mediocre morning show on ESPN2 with hosts who know nothing about the sports they cover.

1. I had some cold pizza this morning for breakfast.

2. The only reason I watch Cold Pizza is Thea Andrews, I would tap that.

2.

when a roach or more is smoked in a later smoking session

last night you had some pizza, then desert, then the cold pizza this morning?!?!

See roach, marajuana, pizza, cold, winter, morning, fog, hot box, munchies, mcdonalds

3.

Sleeping with a guy's wife, then stealing his breakfast and/or lunch for the next day.

Jim and his wife had a fight, so she called up Timmy and gave him some cold pizza

See cold, pizza, cheating, eating, owned

4.

Having sex with a dead body.

"Dahmer was sick with all that cold pizza."

See jeff, dahmer, cold, pizza, sex

5.

A show only watchable for the extremely hot Thea Andrews.

Cold Pizza would be better with more Thea.

See Adam

6.

Another name for a going down on a girl during her period. Usually performed while extremely drunk and/or hard up for action. Related to: a big glob of cold pizza sauce dripping down your chin, you sick bastard.

It was dark but I could smell it and I could hear the crinkle of her pad... I ate the cold pizza anyway.

Once you eat cold pizza, you are a kool aid man.

I looked in the mirror and saw I had a red goatee shit I ate cold pizza last night.

See kool aid man, red river, oral, eating out, rag

7.

When someone wakes up in the morning only to lick the cold gizz off his or her face from the previous night.

After passing out in the middle of the sex the previous night, Jenny enjoyed some cold pizza upon waking up.

See gizz, jizz, gizm, jizm