Cold Reader Edit Meaning

1. n., testicles, nutsack. AAEEEIIIIIIEEEAAAAARRGGHHKKKHHH!!!!!! I just caught my Oxford bags on the folding deckchair!!!..

1. To guarantee something. George Zimmer, ceo of Mens Warehouse always says at the end of his commercials "I Guarantee It!" Stam..

1. Shadow Lord of Sentients. Pure evil. Much of his time is spent battling Disney, and the rest goes to beating up children, PWNing horny f..