Cold Salmon Edit Meaning

1. The act of wiping your cock clean on the back of the living room curtains. You have just arrived home late and have furtively drilled y..

1. Incredibly rank and surprisingly un-applelike farts that occur with a vengeance soon after drinking apple juice. "Holy crap! Are ..

1. "fuckin early" It also has further implications of there still being plenty of time to party. Michelle: I can't stay an..