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A salty penis or phallic expression.
After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..
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To text message while on the toilet.
Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally toilet texting you."
Guy 2: "Sweet, I toilet texted..
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When you get your balls pierced with chandelier earrings (dangly-earrings).
Aw man, that guy totally got a queen of sheeba done!
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