What is Cold War Fuck Face Off?
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The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis
John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"
Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."
John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"
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v. To handle a situation in the worst manner possible; to fail terribly.
"Dude, you got us arrested. You bitchchristed it."
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