What is Coldplayer?
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Taken from the name of the band...meaning someone who is very boring, bland, uninteresting, unexciting, whiney and unimaginative, but whom everyone seems to like on the surface as it would be uncool not to like him.
Following the coldplayers like stupid herds of sheep cuz everyone else seems to be doing/liking something.
Random Words:
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Characterized by an absurd amount of detractive descriptions about an certain and specific location
See Hyperlocal for full definition..