What is Coldspring?
1.
A very small very trashy place, oddly the local meth/crackheads mixed with the rural population. The town about 80 miles from downtown Houston. Lot's of trees, losers, and fat people. Has a single 3A High School that looks like an industrial warehouse to passer-bys
"Coldspring is the shits."
"Fo sho"
See
2.
A very non-urban place about an hours drive from houston.
AKA the butthole of Texas. Full of crackheads and meth-labs. Tiny high school run by a spawn from hell.
"We gotta drive through Coldspring."
"oh no!"
See
