Coldspring

What is Coldspring?

1.

A very small very trashy place, oddly the local meth/crackheads mixed with the rural population. The town about 80 miles from downtown Houston. Lot's of trees, losers, and fat people. Has a single 3A High School that looks like an industrial warehouse to passer-bys

"Coldspring is the shits."

"Fo sho"

See trashy, coldspring, rural, sucks

2.

A very non-urban place about an hours drive from houston.

AKA the butthole of Texas. Full of crackheads and meth-labs. Tiny high school run by a spawn from hell.

"We gotta drive through Coldspring."

"oh no!"

See coldspring, small town, bad
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