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To masturbate to completion. Jacking offto orgasm.
I went to donate some sperm and she handed me a cup and said "Please manually e..
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Similar to soccer moms, only they have lesbian haircuts
After having children, Soccer Lillies simply stop worrying about their appearan..
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A Rumour
Beth: Oh my god, did you hear about Ellie?
Laura: Oh, not another load of Cheese Pan!?
James: Did you hear about his foot?
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