What is Coleda?
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The act of spilling food or drink on oneself, typically on a shirt with no collar.
"Hey - Will coleda'd himself at lunch again today. There was sushi all over his shirt!"
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The act of being a sloppy eater, usually involving spilling spicy food all over a collarless shirt or other clothing, but can be expanded to include all food. However, any spills onto tablecloth, floor, etc do not count, and fall into the "Almost" category.
"Will coleda'd himself at lunch today! A whole bowl of Tom Yum this time!"
"You almost coleda'd yourself on that one!"
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A person that sucks so much at something that they're not even a wanna be.
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