What is Coleman?
1.
The act of going to the bathroom and absolutely destroying it only 5 minutes after completing your previous meal. Room clearing gaseous emissions and cracked toilet bowls are usually the end products. On instances, ripe bananas and used rubbers have been known to be the only remnants of a Coleman.
I just finished my food, but man do I gotta drop a coleman.
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2.
someone with an insanely large willy who enjoys wearing their shades when it isnt even sunny
supp coleman
'i need a poo'
nice
'ive got a boner'
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3.
Someone who snaps a turd clean in half, hence making 2 smaller turds.
Damn! Ralph is one good coleman! He makes Titanics into dingys!
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4.
n) a male that obsesses to a stalkerish extent of a female, usual interested in short cute asians and persists in following them around, txting repeatedly, and failing incredibly at flirting. They should be avoided at all cost and if not possible, suicide IS recommended. You have been warned
v) to act in such a stalker-like manner as described above. Usually results in mental and emotional trama to the recipient. Extremely derogatory term that should be used lightly and only when necessary.
n) Dude! At that party last night there were sooooooooo many colemans! I think they scared off all the hott babes....
v) "My sister locked herself in her room bro"
"What's wrong?"
"Some creep was colemaning her last night....she's
scarred for life!"
"Aw that sucks....looks like i'll never have a chance at
her now..."
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5.
Coleman is an adverb for the act of disappearing or vanishing.
Crondi went straight up Coleman after he came back to a dirty room.
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6.
Your friend who still has his foreskin dangling.
He was about to get head from this broad but then she found out he had a coleman
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7.
Coleman <n> To take it up the chuff
Coleman <adj> To be extremely sore around the anal region
1) OHHH MANN I JUST GOT COLEMAN'D
2) OHH DAM MY ASS HURTS LIKE A COLEMAN
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