What is Coleman Howes?
1.
Similar to Carolyn Dever, with tighter jeans and
You're immortal now Coleman, inscribed in Urban Dictionary as the eternal Emo Bitch.
Sincerely, Skinny death, Fat Life, and eLiTisT BasTarrD
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a Metal God, usually found backstage of a record breaking world tour, or shooting up in a bus while getting blowjobs from a 12 year old communist boy, who's name is "Pele", who lives in a dumpster.
Coleman is a Metal God.
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