What is Coleman Howes?
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Similar to Carolyn Dever, with tighter jeans and
You're immortal now Coleman, inscribed in Urban Dictionary as the eternal Emo Bitch.
Sincerely, Skinny death, Fat Life, and eLiTisT BasTarrD
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a Metal God, usually found backstage of a record breaking world tour, or shooting up in a bus while getting blowjobs from a 12 year old communist boy, who's name is "Pele", who lives in a dumpster.
Coleman is a Metal God.
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One who masturbates anonymously upon a friend's pillow
Damn, I can't believe you did that Andy Meyer, you phantom masturbator..
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An individual whos name when said outloud your first instinct is to shake your head in exasperation and sigh.
Statement: That guy is a ..
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an extremely feminine gay boy/man who has a social circle of mainly girls
Betty: "did you see Russel today?"
Anne: "ya,..
