What is Coleson?
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badly dyed red haired beached whale lifeless except for when eating, often found up or near socially acceptable people asses subsequently cloning herself. Unable to live without drama, filth, extremly offensive odor and disease she has ben labeled an 8.0 on the richter scale. if you see her coming for the love of god take no pictures run for your life!
FUCK YOU COLESON, u got my Sperrys THAT MY THING!
(Simultaneous Whale Noise)
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