Colgate Suprise

What is Colgate Suprise?

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Wait until your girl falls asleep and grab her toothbrush. Then proceed to scrub your balls with them; don't miss an inch of your beanbag! Replace the toothbrush as if nothing had happened.

Next Morning, follow her into the bathroom and watch her brush. As soon as she is done, look her in the eyes and say "Pumkin, how do my balls taste?"

Then run like hell yelling "Don't forget to floss."

My girl was being a pain in the ass so I gave her the colgate suprise as payback; gotcha bitch!

See suprise, colgate, toothbrush, floss, ballsack
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