What is Colgater?
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Latin Name: Colgatus Yuppo
A posh man/lady that uses whitening toothpaste in order to improve their already fake tan. They will usually be found in groups and are often referred to as
They are often well off, middle aged humans, who drop their Apple iPhone on purpose and say things like; "IT'S OKAY, I ONLY DROPPED MY IPHONE EVERYONE!!!"
In other words
Abi: "I was just talking to these guys over there and it turned out one of them was a real Colgater."
Sophie: "Let's go before they make me cringe with their fuckness."
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