What is Colgater?
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Latin Name: Colgatus Yuppo
A posh man/lady that uses whitening toothpaste in order to improve their already fake tan. They will usually be found in groups and are often referred to as
They are often well off, middle aged humans, who drop their Apple iPhone on purpose and say things like; "IT'S OKAY, I ONLY DROPPED MY IPHONE EVERYONE!!!"
In other words
Abi: "I was just talking to these guys over there and it turned out one of them was a real Colgater."
Sophie: "Let's go before they make me cringe with their fuckness."
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a person who bases the way they feel about another by the place that they live. see also gu
-You're from the valley? Ew.
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Someone who just lost a hand (usually in poker) and will bemoan about it to anyone who listens online.
Most of the time, the listeners ..
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A fish from World of Warcraft favored by Gahz'ranka in Zul'Gurub.
Also giving a girl a dirty sanchez while receiving a rimjob..
