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A hands-free cell phone device that attaches to the ear and makes the user look like a robo-asshole as he walks around annoying others.
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When someone who doesn't drink wants to talk about someone who is drunk, but doesn't know that the actual word is intoxicated...
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something made worthy of Claudio Sanchez
"Man, when you added those gold pickups to the guitar it was totally claudiotized"
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