What is Colin Daruns?
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An abnormally beautiful male of the human species. These creatures are noted by their humorous wit and piercing green eyes. Although these creatures generally prefer solitude, they often travel with a female(who I might add is awfully cute!) If you see one of these please note they do not respond well to strangers(and if you hit on him Laurie will destroy you!!! ;) )
Oh wow! Did you see that Colin Daruns? I'd like to.....
Laurie: *pounce* *destroy*
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When you jerk off soo much at one time your penis turns pink and you cool it off in some nice cold kiwi jello
My penis is pink like str..