Colin Smith

What is Colin Smith?

A sleazy Canadian; one who pontificates when drunk and likes a good rimjob

Who is that shitfaced sleazebag getting a rimjob? Oh, it's only colin smith

My other flat mate.

Colin's got his girlfriend 'round again, you can hear the horrible sucky noises from down the hall.

I think I'll fill his shoes with plaster.

Eventity

1. noun 1. A small event plural - eventities Due to the chain of eventities that happened last Friday, I have come to the conclusion tha..

Hereward

1. A monkey. If numbered, definitely second. Hereward, stop throwing your feces at monkey number 4! See hereward, monkey, bird, stupid, j..

Jew-b-que

1. When your friend invites you to a bar-b-que for beer, burgers, and dogs, but supplies crappy, generic hamburger meat, cheep beer, and th..

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