Collapsed Biffins Bridge/biffins Bridge Collapse Edit Meaning

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The dropping/drooping and loss of the pelvic floor muscle (between the vagina and the anus); plainly, the older lady's/too many sprogs/big fat lady condition of vaginal muscle tightness; collapsed cunt snatch control;

(Collapsed Biffins Bridge/Biffins Bridge Collapse)

Ooh look her biffins bridge's collapsed - patently obvious when a woman is wearing a bikini!

Cilla Black in tights!