What is Collasturbation?
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Co-lass-ter-bay-shion. A cross between the buzzword "collaboration" and masturbation. In short, people spend so much time "collaborating" that nothing ever gets accomplished.
"Dude, we've spent three weeks collaborating on this issue and we still haven't done anything."
"True. We need to stop all of this collasturbation."
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Being of importance primarily or secondary to a related or unrelated subject
But of course you are also important to me.
See secondary..