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The urge to have sex with decorated midgets around christmas time.
When Jack awoke to find a midget in his bed,apparently asphixiated f..
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The act of being dragged into a back alley and having your face punched in..... and your brains punched out, figuratively speaking.
Tom..
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n. The semi-spastic body movements one makes while inebriated. This may result in the formation of bruises, embarassment, or an ill-fat..