College!

What is College!?


1.

A phrase that can be yelled by any college student, excusing them for anything wrong or criminal they just did.

After college student sets fire to a cop car and pukes on it:

Cop: Your in big trouble son...why don't you come over here and...

Student: COLLEGE!!!!

Cop: Oh, haha....I understand. I did some crazy stuff in my younger days as well. Your free to go.

See college, student, excuse, cop, asshole


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