College Degrees

What is College Degrees?


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There are three major college degrees one can achieve: B.S., M.S., and PhD. These initials stand for the following-

B.S.-bullshit

M.S.-more shit

PhD.-piled higher and deeper

class dismissed.

mick: hey, the new engineer's specs are all out of whack!! we'll never get this thing built with these numbers!!

rick: well, buddy, you've just discovered the secret to a college degree. it consists of B.S., M.S., and PhD.

dick: yeah, we all know that, butthead!

rick: are you sure? for these college degrees, the initials stand for bullshit, more shit, and piled higher and deeper!!!

everybody laughs; the engineer in question walks through and they laugh even harder

See bullshit, college, university, edjumacation, earpuller


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