What is College Degrees?
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There are three major college degrees one can achieve: B.S., M.S., and PhD. These initials stand for the following-
B.S.-bullshit
M.S.-more shit
PhD.-piled higher and deeper
class dismissed.
mick: hey, the new engineer's specs are all out of whack!! we'll never get this thing built with these numbers!!
rick: well, buddy, you've just discovered the secret to a college degree. it consists of B.S., M.S., and PhD.
dick: yeah, we all know that, butthead!
rick: are you sure? for these college degrees, the initials stand for bullshit, more shit, and piled higher and deeper!!!
everybody laughs; the engineer in question walks through and they laugh even harder
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