College Diagnosis

What is College Diagnosis?


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A fake type of “diagnosis” a college student would prescribe oneself when they are sick and don’t have a formal medication note from a doctor to get a prescription drug.

Commonly used college diagnosis’s are:

Smoking weed – significantly lessens your feeling of the symptoms of a cold or other illness.

Alcoholic lemonade – alcohol is a depressant which also lessons your feeling of certain symptoms of an illness while incorporating vitamin C to boost your immune system.

"I really feel like shit, I have a cold and it won't go away."

"Why don't you give yourself a college diagnosis?"

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