What is College Duh-gree?
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A highly overated piece of paper recieved by a student who completes four years or more of college with at least a C average in a specified field of study. Anybody with a pulse and a valid social security number can get one.
Mike: Hey I graduated, give me my College Duh-gree!
Dean: Here you go sucker, I mean future donating alumni.
Mike: Thanks, I feel superior already.
Dean: A Superior idiot maybe...I mean,uh,superior individual.
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