College Massage

What is College Massage?


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A vigorous kneading or rubbing of one person's body, most frequently the shoulders and back, by the hands of a friend or acquaintance. Usually exchanged between college or high school students with seemingly platonicmotivations. Sometimes preceded by a light comfort stroke of reassurance.

Joe: "Boy, you look sore, Sarah. Why don't I help relax those achy muscles?" <Moves to place his hands on her shoulders>

Sarah: "No dice - I can see through your pathetic attempt at a college massage, Joe, and I'm not interested."

See massage, college, comfort stroke, sketchy, platonic, rubdown, reciprocate


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