College Monster

What is College Monster?


1.

a person who meets all four of the following criteria:

1) Your night life interferes with your day life.

2) You have an innate sense of, or taste for, beer.

3)You don't have time for a serious relationship.

4) You have more holes in your body than you had when you started college.

"Dude, that girl is such a badass!"

"Yeah she must be a college monster."

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