Collinese

What is Collinese?


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A form of communication (both written and oral) in which the user diverts from the intended topic of discussion as a means of avoiding committting themselves to a definite answer. This diversionary tactic is normally accompanied by misspellings and a very low standard of grammar designed to further confuse and infuriate the questioner.

" I asked him a simple question and 30 minutes later he was still talking collinese"

" He was asked for a straightforward 'yes or no' and replied with a 'nes' !!"

See gibberish, gobbledegook, mork, bullshit, tangent, programme


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