Colloportus

What is Colloportus?

The fictional spell in Harry Potter to lock doors magically.

It was a little past midnight when I heard someone Alohomora the door open.

"Colloportus" said Hermione and the door swung shut and locked.

See harry potter, alohomora, spell, magic

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