Collum

What is Collum?


1.

Something that has the characteristic of or pertains to all things evil and hideous. Usually referring to a teacher that hates all of humanity, and wishes everlasting despair to all.

Jerry: "Dude, I just got out of <insert satanist teacher here>'s class, and <he/she>'s a total collum!"

Fabio: "How so?"

Jerry: "While we were taking a test, <he/she> started speaking in tongues again... the lights were flickering and everything. Actually... I think I shat myself."

-OR-

Phillip: "I swear my yorkiepoo is a collum."

Vladimir: "Why do you say this, comrade?"

Phillip: Well, every so often it'll go into the basement-

Vladimir: What is this so called 'base-mend' of which you speak?"

Phillip: "Shut up. It'll go into my basement and scratch freaky symbols in the floor, and then it starts talking, like a person, except deeper."

Vladimir: "In Mother Russia all dogs act like this. Is it uncommon in America?"

See satan, demonic, evil, salt, kittens, horrid, bad, not good, hospitable, lucious

2.

Used to describe a teacher that sacrifices their own students in Satanic rituals to make themself more powerful

Taylor: Hey dude, where's Alex? I haven't seen him in a few days.

Chase: Last time I saw him he left his textbook in English and went back to get it on Monday.

Garrett: Doesn't he know that teacher is collum? His soul is probably in hell right now!

See bitchy, jerk, whore, satan, evil


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