Colm Edit Meaning

1.

a more accurate definition of colm:

a dishevelled BORDERLINE alcoholic,who is addicted to porn and has a twisted hate for women..

omg!!what a sick bastard,WHAT A COLM!

See hateful, loser, alcoholic, bitter, twisted

2.

Colm, The person sitting next to me. Likes to play on his computer and theorise about l33t h4xx0rs :<

has a lot of pron

Colm is a fool

3.

used sometimes to describe (in strictly slang terms),the length of a dirty DIRTY fingernail.

OMG!!Your nails are long and dirty,is that faecal material underneath your fingers??

wow!!that is SO COLM DUDE..

See ass, smelly, dirty, faeces, fingernails, dude

4.

em,er, Me

Me :colm

See colm

5.

colm is usually a schizoid person and

are commonly reffered to as colm's..

Colm 1# : Im gonna fucken kill you I AM THE REAL STANLEY KUBRICK!!

Colm 2# : NO I AM YOUR FUCKEN DEAD!!

I AM STANLEY KUBRICK!!I RULE THE WORLD FROM THE DVD MONITOR!!RAWR!!!

See colm, kubrick, faeces, colmbus, merrick

6.

colm is a term used to describe a fake a holic,someone whos ambition is to fool everyone into thinking he is a hapless alcoholic..

colm : hi im an alcoholic ,i practiced real hard at becoming one, i had no good reason to become one i didnt have a sorry story but i wanted to use it as an excuse for lying on my boney ass bitching and moaning..

authentic alcoholic:so ur a fake a holic?

colm: i just wanna theorise about cc84hfg

See colm, waster, fake, aholic

7.

colm the act of doing nothing..

isn't that a bit of an oxymoron???

*dvd or star wars playing in the background clink of wine glasses and RAWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

person 1: did he forget his meds??

person 2: i dunno sounds like a demented hobo maybe..

that is so fucking colm..

See colm, meds, star, wars, anorak, nerd, annoying, cable, internet, hobo