What is Colmesneil?
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A town known for a funky smell & road kill. Weird resturants & red necks! Drop off point for all unwanted pets. Also (1) interracial couple wandering the streets looking for road kill. On the up side this small town has the bitchenest post office in all of Texas. Honest!
Two people roll into town.
Person (1) What is that smell?
Person (2) It must be Colmesneil!
Person (1) Oh yes, look at the negro & white lade looking for road kill.
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