Cologne Shower

What is Cologne Shower?

An alternative to a shower, were cologne is excessively used to mask not taking a shower when it was needed.

Person 1: Damn I'm too lazy to take a cologne shower, but that's all right I'll take a cologne bath.

See shower, bath

Oopty Scoop

1. (v) 1. to obtain, steal often in an uncouth or sly manner 2. have one's way in either a physical or abstract manner 1. 'yo, ..

Impregnate The Drain

1. The act of jacking off in the shower. I took a shower last night and it took me 20 mins to impregnate the drain. See jack off, jerk, j..

Jankdy

1. Something that is white (as in Caucasian). That cowboy is such a jankdy cracker. That cowboy drives a jankdy hoopty. That car is jank..

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