Cologne Shower

What is Cologne Shower?

An alternative to a shower, were cologne is excessively used to mask not taking a shower when it was needed.

Person 1: Damn I'm too lazy to take a cologne shower, but that's all right I'll take a cologne bath.

See shower, bath

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